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Hilarious Bonding: 40 Funny Cousin Quotes That Resonate

There’s a certain magic in the bond shared between cousins, a mix of friendship and family that’s simply irreplaceable. Dive into these funny cousin quotes that capture the mischief, memories, and unspoken understanding of this special relationship.

40 Funny Cousin Quotes


1. “Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.”

2. “God made us cousins because He knew our mothers couldn’t handle us as siblings.”

3. “Cousins by blood, siblings by choice.”

4. “Family reunions are more bearable when you have the coolest cousin by your side.”

5. “You and I are more than cousins. We’re the fun club of the family!”

6. “Remember when we were young and wanted to grow up? What were we thinking?”

7. “We’ve been causing mischief together since diapers.”

8. “A cousin is a built-in friend for life.”

9. “Cousins are connected heart to heart. Time and distance can’t break them apart.”

10. “We don’t always see each other, but when we do, a small war might erupt.”

11. “Being cousins means you’ll love me no matter how many embarrassing stories I tell about our childhood.”

12. “You might be the popcorn to my movie night, but you’re also the mischief in my mission!”

13. “With cousins like us, every day feels like April Fool’s Day.”

14. “Our parents deserve a medal for surviving both of us.”

15. “If only the world had as many chill zones as the ones we created during our sleepovers.”

16. “Cousins: the first friends and the best of enemies.”

17. “To the rest of the world, we’re just cousins. To us, we’re the awesome duo of the family.”

18. “Between us, there’s only a family tree. Everything else, we’ve laughed off.”

19. “In the story of our family, we’re the funniest chapter.”

20. “Cousins: Because sometimes your parents need a break from your mischief, and it’s their turn!”

21. “If I had a dollar for every time we got into trouble together, I’d be rich by now.”

22. “With you, cousin, I’ve shared my deepest secrets and my most embarrassing dance moves.”

23. “Life tried to make us friends, but we chose to be cousins because it’s more fun!”

24. “We might not be twins, but our mischief levels are definitely synchronized.”

25. “Whenever someone says ‘act your age’, I remember our adventures and think… maybe next year.”

26. “I don’t need an adventure buddy, I have a cousin!”

27. “With a cousin like you, every family gathering feels like a comedy show.”

28. “We’re more than family; we’re partners in crime!”

29. “Every superhero needs a sidekick, and I’m glad you’re mine.”

30. “I don’t have a ‘crazy cousin.’ Oh, wait… maybe that’s me!”

31. “Who needs superheroes when you have a cousin?”

32. “Cousins: Nature’s way of ensuring we never run out of people to laugh at… or with!”

33. “If laughter is the best medicine, our family reunions should be covered by health insurance.”

34. “There’s no ‘us’ without U… and that’s probably why our family spells mischief ‘cousins’.”

35. “Cousins are like the sprinkles on the family donut. Colorful, a tad wild, and always brightening the circle!”

36. “If our family tree was a cactus, we’d be the prickly ones causing the most fun!”

37. “Parents call it ‘chaos’. We call it ‘cousin bonding time’.”

38. “We’ve been partners in rhyme, rhythm, and ridiculousness since our childhood days.”

39. “If family gatherings were a ship, cousins would be the fun deck.”

40. “Our family’s talent? Producing amazing cousins. Case in point: us!”


Cousins add color, humor, and memories to our lives. Their shared history, combined with their individual quirks, creates moments that are both heartwarming and hilarious. These funny cousin quotes highlight the shared laughter and love. Whether you’re close with your own cousins or reminiscing about past adventures, these quotes are sure to resonate.

AboutCorinne Switzer

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