Unleash Joy: 60 Funny Dog Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Step into a world of wagging tails and boundless laughter — welcome to the realm of funny dog quotes. With 60 unique and amusing expressions, this collection encapsulates the heartwarming antics and unwavering loyalty of our furry companions. Join us in celebrating the joy and unconditional love that dogs bring into our lives.

60 Funny Dog Quotes to Lift Your Spirits


  1. “My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my dog’s nose art.” – Unknown
  2. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
  3. “In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown
  4. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown
  5. “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Gene Hill
  6. “I work hard so my dog can have a better life.” – Unknown
  7. “Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had.” – Thom Jones
  8. “The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” – Unknown
  9. “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
  10. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
  11. “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” – Unknown
  12. “Dogs have a way of making everything five times better, especially a bad day.” – Unknown
  13. “The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.” – French Proverb
  14. “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!'” – Dave Barry
  15. “Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” – Orhan Pamuk
  16. “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” – Joe Weinstein
  17. “Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
  18. “Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Turnbull
  19. “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin
  20. “A dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of one.” – Jill Abramson
  21. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz
  22. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
  23. “Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” – Steve Bluestone
  24. “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret
  25. “I’m convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.” – Meg Donohue
  26. “Dogs teach us a lot of things, but none more important than to love unconditionally.” – Unknown
  27. “The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.” – M.K. Clinton
  28. “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones
  29. “Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.” – Erica Jong
  30. “I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” – Will Rogers
  31. “A dog will quickly turn you into a child in the presence of their unconditional love.” – Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
  32. “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” – Dog
  33. “Dogs are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.” – Unknown
  34. “A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” – Karen Davison
  35. “Dogs are not just pets; they’re therapists with fur.” – Unknown
  36. “My dog is not a pet. My dog is family.” – Unknown
  37. “Life is too short to just have one dog.” – Unknown
  38. “The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.” – Unknown
  39. “Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.” – Unknown
  40. “The only thing that can mend a broken heart is a furry friend.” – Unknown
  41. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Betty White
  42. “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry S. Truman
  43. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney
  44. “Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Turnbull
  45. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
  46. “Dog hair is my glitter.” – Unknown
  47. “Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.” – Unknown
  48. “If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.” – Unknown
  49. “I’m only talking to my dog today.” – Unknown
  50. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it from a shelter.” – Unknown
  51. “Dog’s way of telling you that it’s time to leave is when they steal your car keys.” – Unknown
  52. “I love my dog’s more than I love most people.” – Unknown
  53. “The best therapist has fur and four legs.” – Unknown
  54. “The only thing better than having a dog is having two.” – Unknown
  55. “My dog is not spoiled, I’m just well trained.” – Unknown
  56. “Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.” – Unknown
  57. “My dog’s not spoiled, I’m just well trained.” – Unknown
  58. “Beware of dog – he will steal your heart.” – Unknown
  59. “Life is short, pet all the dogs.” – Unknown
  60. “I like to sleep with my dogs – because they don’t hog the bed.” – Unknown


In the delightful realm of funny dog quotes, we’ve journeyed through laughter, camaraderie, and unconditional love. From wit to wisdom, these 60 quotes remind us that dogs are not just pets but cherished companions who bring joy to our lives. So, let’s celebrate their playful spirit and carry the warmth of these quotes with us, always.

AboutCorinne Switzer

Corinne is an avid reader and takes a keen interest in conspiracy theories. When not busy with her day job, she likes to indulge the writer in her and pens columns on a wide range of topics that cover everything from entertainment, healthy living to healthcare and more.